💔 Love Hurts... But It’s Huggable with the Tainted Love Microbes Gift Box!
Science, humor, and just a touch of heartbreak — all in one unforgettable gift!
Feeling a little heartbroken? Tired of love’s unexpected twists? The Tainted Love Microbes Gift Box brings humor, education, and a whole lot of fuzzy charm to the not-so-romantic side of life. Whether you're nursing a breakup, raising awareness about STIs, or searching for the perfect quirky gift, these plush troublemakers will bring smiles (and maybe a few raised eyebrows)!
✨ What’s Included:
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5 mini plush microbes: Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis
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Keychain clips attached to each plush — ready for backpacks, bags, or stethoscopes
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Colorful gift box — instantly ready for gifting
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Educational mini-tags included with each plush
🎯 Who Will Love It?
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Romantics with a sense of humor
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Medical and health science students
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Health educators and school counselors
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Science geeks and lovers of clever, quirky gifts
💬 Did you know? Some STIs, like herpes, can remain dormant in the body for years — science shows that love truly leaves a lasting impression!
🛒 Size: Gift box 15 × 23 × 5.5 cm; minis range from 5–10 cm each, all with keychain clips.
🛡️ Safety: Meets or exceeds U.S. and European safety standards. Recommended for ages 3 and up.
🧽 Material & Care: Made from soft, high-quality plush; filled with polyester fiber. Surface washable with water and soap; air dry recommended.